A to Z Blogging Challenge - R is for Rubber

Rubber (2010) is a film that follows the story of Robert, a tyre, who discovers his destructive telepathic powers, and soon sets his sights on a desert town; in particular, a mysterious woman becomes his obsession.

Rubber was nominated for a Warsaw International Film Festival Free Spirit Award in 2010, and won the Puchon International Fantastic Film Festival - Best of Puchon Award in 2011

I watched the film last week, and with a running time of 82 minutes, and for all 82 minutes, I didn't know what the hell was going on.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Q is for A Quote about a Quote

A to Z Blogging Challenge - P is for Puns! Yay!

Here are some really good puns. 

 I came home to day to Mum, who said she had made some brownies. This is what I saw

A to Z Blogging Challenge - O is for OneMoreLevel

OneMoreLevel.com is a fantastic game site I have been using as my main source of flash games for years. Every week day, at least, the site adds a flash game. Take a look! It's awesome.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - N is for Noodle Art

 Amy Winehouse

 Jeremy Clarkson

Susan Boyle

A to Z Blogging Challenge - M is for Mad Burger

Mad Burger is a really fun simple flash game which involves kicking a burger across a camping ground. Collect money in the air to buy upgrades and launch your burger further. Play it here

A to Z Blogging Challenge - L is for Little Talks

I love this song, specifically this version. The synthesized version is just horrible, besides, who doesn't love the accordion?

A to Z Blogging Challenge - K is for KFC

Lego KFC! :D

A to Z Blogging Challenge - J is for Jenga

But not just any Jenga, Donkey Kong Jenga! I have no idea how this works, but it looks awesome!

A to Z Blogging Challenge - I is for iPhone Jokes

Not exactly politically correct, but hilarious none the less.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - H is for Hidden Stuff in Indiana Jones

Turns out there are a couple of Star Wars easter eggs hidden in various Indiana Jones films.

 A little picture of C3PO and R2D2 in The Raiders of the Lost Ark

Which also found it's way to the Lego universe

Another Star Wars notch at the Begining of The Temple of Doom

A to Z Blogging Challenge - G is for Give Up

Give Up is a fantastic flash game that, for 50 levels tries to get you to give up. I got through it with about 200 deaths, whats your best?

A to Z Blogging Challenge - F is for Futurama!

Yes! Finally some new Futurama has been realeased! Well theres a trailer, and an episode list, and a predicted Northern Hemisphere-Summer release, but thats about it. Still, time to get excited Futuramians!

A to Z Blogging Challenge - E is for Extreme Cats!

A to Z Blogging Challenge - D is for Day Light Savings

I hate day light savings. Well actually, I just hate turning the clock forward/back every 6 months. I mean its weird when you think about it, that time is changed. And then there's the sleep ins, or lack of. It just messes with my head for a good week after. 

A to Z Challenge - C is for Cube Cutting

A clip from the video Western Spaghetti by YouTube user Pes. His stop motions are amazing, I love the way that he turns everyday objects into magic.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - B is for Bollocks

Bollocks is just such a great sounding word. I really wish I would use it more when I'm angry, but sadly, I usually just use fuck instead. 

Geez this cat can jump...

A to Z Challenge - A is for Atheist

Yes, I am an Atheist. I am proud to come out and say that I believe there is no God(s) anywhere, and that we are here purely by chance. If you don't agree, that's fine, I'm not going to debate with you about it, lets just leave it at that.

By the way, today is very red. Monday is red, 1 is red and April is red. Enjoy!

A to Z Challenge!

For the second year in a row, I am doing the A to Z blogging challenge! I will try to make it a little more interesting this time...

Screw this...

You know what? I like this site, so it's coming back again. Screw everyone who thought I was a horrible person for giving away free stuff. Screw people who tried to sue me for it. But most of all, screw everybody who didn't like my jokes. Iv'e even brought back the retro look from ages ago. I'm back, and even more cynical and hilarious, so watch out.

Shout Out!

As you know, I'm back! After some problems with files I'm going to have to re-upload everything again, but oh well. By the way I (and some others) have a new site! Its called The Absurd Nerds, and we just post whatever we feel to be nerdy. See you over there!

Hello!

Hi, I've decided to come back, after some rather interesting events which had nothing to do with nearly getting sued. Have fun!

This

Happy 46th Anniversary Star Trek!

I must say I'm not a massive fan of the show, but I do love the whole Star Trek environment that goes along with it, so I'm super excited that Google did this;

Hand Painted Xbox 360 Controller Bra

Someone out there, I'm not entirely sure who, has made a song about a Xbox controller bra. Check it out here, Enjoy!

Old Man Rant #6

Why the hell havn’t this in such a long time? Because nobody cares that’s why. Anyway why are memory sticks labelled as 1GB or 4GB or 32GB, but they always need to sacrifice space to run? I have an idea, why don’t you make the memory sticks, say, 4.3GB, then sacrifice the 0.3, and sell it off as a 4GB? Because you can’t be bothered you lazy money-making rats. ‘Tis all for today.

Oh Dear

Oh dear. That was rather embarrassing. I haven’t posted in the last 3 weeks. Whoops. Not much can be done, sadly, so oh well. Cya next week.

Meowbify

This is what the internet was made for. The sole reason the internet was invented was so somebody could create this site. Meowbify turns all on site pictures (unfortunately excluding backgrounds) into lolcats. It's really easy once you work out how its done, and once you do that, you'll never stop...

Kinda Unexpected

I have recently been monitoring my blog stats quite closely, watching different things change around. Over the last couple of months Russia has overcome any other country that reads my blog. Well done, and 'привет' (hello) to all my Russian readers.

Problems and Secrets

Sorry, this isn't going to be a normal thing, but I really need to get this out. Everyone lately, has been dealing with some sort of problem, or some sort of secret. It's really starting to get annoying. I mean its fine to have things that you don't like, but why do they all have to happen with in a week of each other? Come on people, you really need to plan these sort of things...

Movie Review - Ted

Ted (written by/directed by/starring Seth MacFarlane) is the story of young John Bennett, whose wishes for his teddy bear to come to life. When his wish is granted, he makes a fantastic friendship, which continues while the pair grow up, resulting in conflict between John and his girlfriend.

Ted is a must see film, although it is rated MA15+, I would rate it 5 out of 6.5

Everyday I'm Cantina

Well done whoever made this, it fits together suspiciously well...

New Futurama!

Good news everyone! New Futurama! Yes I know, it came out on Wednesday or something, but I don't live in America so I couldn't watch it live. After hours of searching, I did find a site that lets me watch it for free! My 2 favourite things, Futurama and getting things free of charge. So far the first 2 episodes are out, The Bots and the Bees, and A Farewell to Arms. Brilliant episodes by the way, well Groening/Cohen, deffinatly worth the wait.

Finally!

I am so happy. I am finally on holidays! 3 whole weeks of friends! 3 whole weeks of staying up til 2 and waking up at 10! 3 whole weeks of nothing! Brilliant! Also that's my new favourite word.

Audio Illusion?

Yes, this is an audio illusion. Its amazing how this can happen, but not that amazing once you work out how

Thai Fighter

Get it? Because its like a Tie Fighter (because it looks like a tie), but this one is a Thai Fighter! Because it is made of a Thai noodle box! Yay!

CatCopter

The OrvilleCopter, or CatCopter as it is more commonly known, is somebody's dead cat, which he has turned into a working helicopter. You can see the full story here, although it is in German or something...

Never Gonna Acapella

Yes, I know, this is a video of the song 'Never Gonna Give You Up'. I know that, and so do you. As you all know, the song is brilliant as it is, but when 7 people sing it beat box/jazz style, it just gets better. Enjoy

Catch 22

Don't you hate it when you can't, for the life of you, think of anything to post about? I'm just sitting here at my desk thinking, 'Gee, I wonder what would be something good to post about? List of fears? Nope, too scary. List of pastimes? Nope to simple. So I'm still sitting here, still not knowing what to say. I hope I get an idea soon...

Black Guy Chicken Dance

Searching 'black guy chicken dance' because you are bored is not always the smartest thing to do. But sometimes it is. Check it this to see what I am talking about.

Sunday Afternoon

So last night, around 12.30am I found a really kool but really time consuming thing to do. This. A cardboard beard. So when I woke up this morning, I got some scissors, some glue, the template for the whole thing which  can be found here, and of course, some cardboard. 5 hours later my masterpiece was complete. And if you don't believe I did it, here's a picture of me with my best beard face (yes that is me, please stop laughing)

Win!

Russell Peters - Best of all Time

This is Russell Peters, an Indo-Canadian racist comedian. He is one of those people who can get away with racist stereotypes because he bags himself too. Enough from me, just watch.

Want!

Yes. Dubbed 'Segway of skateboards' the new ZBoard is the newest edition to individual travel. It's simple. Lean forward to go forward, lean back to stop. Traveling up to 10 miles at 17 mph, I really want one of these. Check out more information here.

$200,000 fun!

This is Hammacher Schlemmer's personal hovercraft. At just under $200,000, this is most likely the very best way to travel ever. The hovercraft can carry 600lb (270kg) while traveling 6 metres above the ground at 120 kph over land, water and everything in between. It also holds enough fuel to travel 250km in one trip. So all in all, if you have $200,000 just lying around at home, this is deffinatly for you. If not, you better start saving.

Floppy Disc Drive Music

Here is a bunch of awesome songs made using the crunching sounds of old floppy disc drives. Enjoy.

Super Mario Bros Theme Song

Doctor Who Theme Song

Pirate of the Caribbean Theme Song

And of course, Star Wars's Imperial March

May the Fourth

May the Fourth be with you. Clever isn't it. I couldn't stop myself from sharing this awesome picture

A Suitable End

I think this makes a good end to the April A to Z Blogging Challenge. Enjoy!

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Zerg Rush

So, for the last post of the A to Z Blogging Challenge, I give you something very special and strange. Google's newest Easter egg, Zerg Rush. Simply google 'zerg rush' and frantically click on anything that moves. Yes, you heard me correctly, anything that moves . . . 

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Yetis

Yetis are very very awesome. 

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Xmas or Christmas?

Xmas or Christmas? I know its a bit late but just watch this video. It'll be the last one in the series I show, promise!

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Watermelon

I love watermelon so very much 

it is the very best

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Vacuum

Vacuum is such a strange word to spell out loud. Just image this;

Person 1: I have this old vacuum cleaner here I want to sell, but I can't remember how to spell vacuum. Could you help me?

                                        Person 2: Yeah sure, its 'Vee Ay See Double Yu Em.

                                                              Person 1: Thanks, hows this?

                                                   SECOND HAND VACWM FOR SALE

you get what I mean . . .

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Ugg Boots?

I really can not think of anything good to talk about starting with U. Sorry but this is the best I could come up with.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Terrific Tree Roots!

This tree is just awesome. Enough said. Check out the photographer here.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Slugma

Slugma is by far the best Pokemon.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Robots

Why don't robots exist yet? I mean proper robots like Bender. Oh good one, just relate everything to a TV show, real smart. Ok then not just bender, all robots from Futurama. That is all.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Quotes

Here are some awesome quotes!

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Piss

Piss is a great word. I love it so much

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Octopuses, Octopi or Octopeds?

Octopus, Octopi or even Octopodes? Which is correct? There's actually quite a story behinds the names, and this video will explain it a lot better than I will. Cya!

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Numbers (not the TV show)

I love numbers. I like adding and finding patterns and tricks. I love how all multiples of nine add up to nine, or another multiple of nine and so on (eg. 9 x 9 = 81, and 8 + 1 = 9). I also love Pi, but i'll save that for another day. I also love the numbers 1, 13, 42, 73 and 118.141 for no real reason.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - J, K, L, M, and a bad excuse

Before I start this catch-up, I would just like to say that over the last four days I have been wit hout any internet connection what so ever. Sorry

J is for Jeep
Jeep is such a weird word. But where did it come from? The answer is simple (well sort of). Eugene the Jeep. A strange dog like creature from the forth dimension who has the ability to disappear and reappear somewhere else, walk through walls and even on ceilings. So where did this marvelous creature come from? Popeye. Take a look here. 

K is for Krusty the Klown (from The Simpsons)
Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski is a Jewish clown who appears in The Simpsons quite often, but you already know that. What you don't know is that there is more to the name 'Krusty' than one might assume. In the 1960's when Matt Groening (the creator was growing up, when something was bad, it wasn't bad. It was crusty. So Matt decided he should be called Krusty because he is such a bad clown.

L is for Lollipops
I like Lollipops.

M is for Money
Money always confuses me. I mean you can go into a shop and buy something for $100 and pay with a $100 note, but the note itself would be worth no more than a couple of dollars at the most. Coins aren't as bad, but the whole deal still confuses me. I think trading would be much more awesome.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Igloo

I (for some reason) love the word igloo. Not the meaning, but just the sound and the way it is spelled. IGLOO! Its just awesome. 

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Horrible Histories

Horrible Histories is not horrible. Its a brilliant show. Its funny, clever and best of all, it is all true. My favourite person would have to be Bob Hale. Bob is a historic news reporter who is excellent at what he does. That is really all i have to say.


OR SO YOU THOUGHT. Goodbye

Pokemon Lore

I found this hilariously true. Pokemon Lore by YouTube user lore. Have fun!

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Giraffes

I love giraffes. I love how they are pretty much alone evolution-wise. I love their pattern, and how that is really unique too. Although I really hate cartoon giraffes. I don't really know why . . . Here are some giraffes for your enjoyment!

A to Z Blogging Challenge - F**king Annoying Songs

ITS FRIDAY, FRIDAY GOTTA ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYBODY. But really it is Friday and I am annoyed. No reason in particular. All Christian songs are annoying. Mainly because they are flat-out lying. 

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Elephants

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Digimon

Digimon was really a very good series. I know it wasn't as good as Pokemon, but it was still awesome. That is all. Here is a picture of Ponchomon. Yeah, real original name.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Cheese Cake

Two things. Cheese and Cake. Cheesecake is not really both, it doesn't even taste like cheese. Most cheese is good, except for blue cheese. Its really terrible stuff. Full of mould and gross stuff. Yuck! Then there's cake. Some cakes are yummy, and some are terrible. Goodbye.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Bananas

Bananas are really quite brilliant. The are the best. Especially blue bananas. Blue bananas are beautiful. Black bananas are bad. Even the ones named Bruce

A to Z Blogging Challenge - April Fools!

April Fools! This is a post about aardvarks!
Aardvarks aren't awesome. Aardvarks have too many A's in their name. There was once a show about an aardvark called Arthur. It was a absolutely awful Just like apple eating aardvarks. Adios Amigos! 

Loves Not a Competition (but I'm winning)

Feel like someone should be singing this song to me :(

Rumored PlayStation 4

Sony (no, not Kony or macaroni) has already said that they wont be telling anyone anything at this year's E3, but that hasn't stopped all the rumors from flying everywhere. The most popular of these flying rumors is that the new console will be called the PlayStation Orbis. Its a Latin name, and seems to fit with the whole PlayStation Vita thing. I really hope this doesn't come out until about 2015. Why? Because back in and 2006 I made a guess that 'PlayStation 4' would come out in 2015. This was even before PlayStation 3, so I think I'm doing pretty well. 

The possible PlayStation Orbis console

Bad News

I know I don't usually do this, but I felt I had too. On Sunday, the 25th of March, Edd Gould passed away after a 6 year battle with cancer. Edd, in case you didn't know was the creator of EddsWorld, a huge internet phenomenon. I personally have been watching his videos for the past 3 years, but I never knew he had cancer. Rest In Peace Edd, thanks for the hours and hours of videos that kept me entertained all these years.

Oh My God (oh wait, he doesn't exist)

One word. Vuzix. 'Magical' glasses that let you watch movies inside the glasses. Pretty amazing huh. They are about $170 USD, but I think its worth the cost. The best ones - well I think anyway - are the Wrap 310XL. 16:9 widescreen, 2D/3D compatible, everything you need. They also look like normal glasses. Two words. Me want.

Mention of the Week

I have just made up the idea of 'Mention of the Week' which will take place every Monday. Its just my way of forcing you to stop liking things that everyone likes. I would just like to let you know about this guy. Charlie McDonnell. Some random guy from England who makes videos about random things and has the world record for typing the alphabet on an iPad in just 6.31 seconds. Goodbye.

Ahhhhhh!!!

What is this? I spent a whole month watching trailers and teaser trailers and promos and the day finally comes around and ROVIO HASN'T BOTHERED TO RELEASE ANGRY BIRDS SPACE BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO BUSY SWIMMING IN MONEY. But really whats happening? Whats that Rovio? Angry Birds Space released on March 22 you say? LIES. I AM SICK OF THIS SHIT. Thanks for listening 

I don't think 'cool' quite covers it

Here is a list of 'cool' unusual boys' names. I know this is irrelevant most nearly everyone but I think its kool just to have a read though them. Bye!

MasterYoda

This is probably the koolest Star Wars/IRL mash up so far. 

Imperial March Frog

What? How does a  frog that screams 'Weed Poop' have anything to do with Star Wars' Imperial March? Press 6 6 6 856 856 3 3 3 256 856 to find out . . .

St Patrick's Day!

Happy Saint Patrick's Day everyone! But really I have no clue what this day is about, all I know it that its Irish. So go and eat some potatoes and wear/eat something green. Also check Google for today's awesome doodle.

Win

Darth Vader riding a unicycle whilst playing 'Imperial March' on the bagpipes. Your argument is invalid until the end of time.

No Comment

I know most of these sorts of videos are fake and crap, but this one is defiantly worth the watch. It really makes you think . . .

Pi Day

As you may or may not know, today is Pi Day. Not pie as in meat pie, but pi as in 3.141592653..... I could go on all day. So why is it pi day? Well because today's date is pi. 3/14. And because I am a bit of a no, make a lot of a geek, I found these random pi pictures for you all to make no sense of. Happy Easter

Very Ordinary Indeed

Wow

Sorry there hasn't been many posts lately, internet problems, but I just wanted to say that my post 'Dubstep Poem' has got 200 hundred views. Now that doesn't sound like very much, but its 10 times any other posts. Goodbye.

iPad 3 - Its not as good as anyone hoped

So the new iPad 3 came out yesterday (sorry for the lack of post,  computer problems) and it seems that its no where near as good as I hoped. Although it does have the A5X chip for better graphics, a 5 megapixel camera, 3,100,000 pixels, which is 4 times more than iPad 2. The pixels are so small and tightly crammed in that the human eye can't even recognise them. Thats the koolest thing about it, even though it looks almost identical to the iPad 2. Conclusion: Thanks a lot Apple. You really ripped us off this time.

Rage Comics - In Real Life

Lego Space Shuttle Launch

What did you do when NASA announced they were going to retire all manned space shuttles? Cry? Eat? Well YouTuber vinciverse created a tribute to all the retired crafts by strapping the Lego Spacecraft 3367 (and a camera) onto a weather balloon and launching it upwards. Into space. While it didn't quite reach 'space' as such, it did get to almost 34 km up. Top effort.

Dione

NASA's Cassini space craft has detected a thin layer of oxygen around Saturn's icy moon, Dione. Although there's not enough oxygen for it to qualify as an atmosphere, it lends to the theory that the moons around the gas giants (Jupiter and Saturn). 

Even thought Dione cannot support due to the lack of liquid water, NASA is know looking more closely at the moons that do.

Star Wars Crayons

Esty seller extramoneyformommy has created these crayons in the shape of Han Solo frozen in Carbonite. They come in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, brown and black and are made of 100% non-toxic Crayola crayons. If you're not a fan of Han (who isn't?) the same set of colours are available in R2-D2, Yoda and Darth Vader's mask. I only have one problem with the Han Solo set, there may be lots of colours, but there's not carbonite grey.

iPad 3 Concept Features

Note: Its called a concept for a reason, so don't get angry if it doesn't happen

Here's a video by Aatma Studio, best known for their futuristic iPhone 5 concept, has just released this iPad 3 concept video, featuring all the rumored differences between iPad 3, and iPads 1 and 2.

Sadly, considering the release date for the new iPad is March 7, I doubt they will be able to add the feature magnets, let alone the holograms. Yes I said holograms. Just watch the video.

Mari0

True: Mari0 (Super Mario Bros/ Portal mash up) is finally available for download from stabyourself.net, a site best known for its randomness. I would highly recommend downloading this one as it is probably one of the best fan made Mario/Portal games out at the moment. 

24 Hour Sprinkles - Cupcake Automat

This automatic cupcake machine (inspired by Beverly-Hills) dispenses freshly baked cupcakes, cupcake mixes,  and even cupcakes for Fido!  24 Hour Sprinkles will be continuously restocked day and night with a variety of freshly baked cupcake flavors. I only wish I had one of these in my bedroom.

Bioprinting

Please please PLEASE watch this video. At first I was a bit reluctant to, but after finally watching it I found it amazing. It explains the new concept of Bioprinting, a way of artificially creating organs and veins. It's truly  amazing. Feel free to skip the first minute or so thought, its kind of boring.

Pi

Frank

Today, February 29th is the Australian comedian Frank Woodley's birthday. Frank was born in 1968 making him 11 today, and is best known for his work with comedian Colin Lane, in their duo 'Lano and Woodley', which ran for nearly 20 years through television and songs. After the group split up in 2006, Frank continued to make people laugh in his solo shows all over the world. Happy 11th birthday

Doctor Who?

This is probably one of the koolest things out at the moment. Limited Edition 50th Anniversary Dr Who Monopoly. I'm pretty sure it doesn't get much more awesome than that. At only $33.70, (not including postage from UK) this "very special 50th Anniversary Doctor Who Monopoly features all your favourite heroes, villains, monsters, planets and places." It was not be everyone's cup of tea, but it is certainly mine, and can be found here. PS Watch out, as the picture says there is only 5000, so order now!