A to Z Blogging Challenge - Quotes

Here are some awesome quotes!

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Piss

Piss is a great word. I love it so much

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Octopuses, Octopi or Octopeds?

Octopus, Octopi or even Octopodes? Which is correct? There's actually quite a story behinds the names, and this video will explain it a lot better than I will. Cya!

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Numbers (not the TV show)

I love numbers. I like adding and finding patterns and tricks. I love how all multiples of nine add up to nine, or another multiple of nine and so on (eg. 9 x 9 = 81, and 8 + 1 = 9). I also love Pi, but i'll save that for another day. I also love the numbers 1, 13, 42, 73 and 118.141 for no real reason.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - J, K, L, M, and a bad excuse

Before I start this catch-up, I would just like to say that over the last four days I have been wit hout any internet connection what so ever. Sorry

J is for Jeep
Jeep is such a weird word. But where did it come from? The answer is simple (well sort of). Eugene the Jeep. A strange dog like creature from the forth dimension who has the ability to disappear and reappear somewhere else, walk through walls and even on ceilings. So where did this marvelous creature come from? Popeye. Take a look here. 

K is for Krusty the Klown (from The Simpsons)
Herschel Shmoikel Pinchas Yerucham Krustofski is a Jewish clown who appears in The Simpsons quite often, but you already know that. What you don't know is that there is more to the name 'Krusty' than one might assume. In the 1960's when Matt Groening (the creator was growing up, when something was bad, it wasn't bad. It was crusty. So Matt decided he should be called Krusty because he is such a bad clown.

L is for Lollipops
I like Lollipops.

M is for Money
Money always confuses me. I mean you can go into a shop and buy something for $100 and pay with a $100 note, but the note itself would be worth no more than a couple of dollars at the most. Coins aren't as bad, but the whole deal still confuses me. I think trading would be much more awesome.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Igloo

I (for some reason) love the word igloo. Not the meaning, but just the sound and the way it is spelled. IGLOO! Its just awesome. 

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Horrible Histories

Horrible Histories is not horrible. Its a brilliant show. Its funny, clever and best of all, it is all true. My favourite person would have to be Bob Hale. Bob is a historic news reporter who is excellent at what he does. That is really all i have to say.


OR SO YOU THOUGHT. Goodbye

Pokemon Lore

I found this hilariously true. Pokemon Lore by YouTube user lore. Have fun!

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Giraffes

I love giraffes. I love how they are pretty much alone evolution-wise. I love their pattern, and how that is really unique too. Although I really hate cartoon giraffes. I don't really know why . . . Here are some giraffes for your enjoyment!

A to Z Blogging Challenge - F**king Annoying Songs

ITS FRIDAY, FRIDAY GOTTA ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYBODY. But really it is Friday and I am annoyed. No reason in particular. All Christian songs are annoying. Mainly because they are flat-out lying. 

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Elephants

Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Digimon

Digimon was really a very good series. I know it wasn't as good as Pokemon, but it was still awesome. That is all. Here is a picture of Ponchomon. Yeah, real original name.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Cheese Cake

Two things. Cheese and Cake. Cheesecake is not really both, it doesn't even taste like cheese. Most cheese is good, except for blue cheese. Its really terrible stuff. Full of mould and gross stuff. Yuck! Then there's cake. Some cakes are yummy, and some are terrible. Goodbye.

A to Z Blogging Challenge - Bananas

Bananas are really quite brilliant. The are the best. Especially blue bananas. Blue bananas are beautiful. Black bananas are bad. Even the ones named Bruce

A to Z Blogging Challenge - April Fools!

April Fools! This is a post about aardvarks!
Aardvarks aren't awesome. Aardvarks have too many A's in their name. There was once a show about an aardvark called Arthur. It was a absolutely awful Just like apple eating aardvarks. Adios Amigos! 

Loves Not a Competition (but I'm winning)

Feel like someone should be singing this song to me :(

Rumored PlayStation 4

Sony (no, not Kony or macaroni) has already said that they wont be telling anyone anything at this year's E3, but that hasn't stopped all the rumors from flying everywhere. The most popular of these flying rumors is that the new console will be called the PlayStation Orbis. Its a Latin name, and seems to fit with the whole PlayStation Vita thing. I really hope this doesn't come out until about 2015. Why? Because back in and 2006 I made a guess that 'PlayStation 4' would come out in 2015. This was even before PlayStation 3, so I think I'm doing pretty well. 

The possible PlayStation Orbis console

Bad News

I know I don't usually do this, but I felt I had too. On Sunday, the 25th of March, Edd Gould passed away after a 6 year battle with cancer. Edd, in case you didn't know was the creator of EddsWorld, a huge internet phenomenon. I personally have been watching his videos for the past 3 years, but I never knew he had cancer. Rest In Peace Edd, thanks for the hours and hours of videos that kept me entertained all these years.

Oh My God (oh wait, he doesn't exist)

One word. Vuzix. 'Magical' glasses that let you watch movies inside the glasses. Pretty amazing huh. They are about $170 USD, but I think its worth the cost. The best ones - well I think anyway - are the Wrap 310XL. 16:9 widescreen, 2D/3D compatible, everything you need. They also look like normal glasses. Two words. Me want.

Mention of the Week

I have just made up the idea of 'Mention of the Week' which will take place every Monday. Its just my way of forcing you to stop liking things that everyone likes. I would just like to let you know about this guy. Charlie McDonnell. Some random guy from England who makes videos about random things and has the world record for typing the alphabet on an iPad in just 6.31 seconds. Goodbye.