Actually the last post of 2011

Ok then. This is really the last post of 2011. What a good year. I made the most brillant website in the universe, and a friend of mine finay came over to blogger from webs. (Check out his site whateverfloatsyoucanoe.blogspot.com ). I started playing the game, and have lost about 10000 times since. It's been a good year 2011, and it's a shame I won't see you again until the collapse of the galaxy in 2170. I have only one complaint. Why couldn't you have smelled like strawberry ice cream. Merry Christmas and Happy Whatever-the-Jews-celebrate. Bye!!!

Most likely the Final Post of 2011

Old Man Rant X-mas edition
Do you what's crap? The amount of choiry carols that are played at Christmas. I don't mind the modernized, jazzy ones, but the ones that are 'silent night crap crap crap' they are HORRIBLE!

Neighbor hood Barbecraps

Tonight I was made to go to a neighbor hood barbecue. Its crap and boring. I hate having forced get-togethers. All the parents are friends, but that doesn't mean that I fit in. All the kids there are anything from 3 to 10 years younger than me. Whats worse is that because I'm older everyone expects me to look after the little turds. It's BOOOORING as hell and I'd much rather chat to my special Nazi or hunt for the gremlins that live it my cupboard. Anyway, I've go to go look after some of these dumb yetis. Cya!

Tasty!

In honor of the game Tasty Planet, I'm uploading Tasty Planet, and the new sequel Tasty Planet - Dino Time. Enjoy!

My computer is being slow and the typey bar thing wont load so this is all I can post for now

Old Man Rant #5

Why the hell can't I remember what I was going to rant about? 26 seconds ago I thought of great thing to rant on about and now I forgot. Stupid worthless mind all it does is take up space. Why haven't we created affordable space travel yet? I want to go to The Moon and I can't! And another thing, why hasn't Futurama season 7 come out yet. I have currently seen every Futurama episode in excistance, and I need more to watch. Hey Matt Groening and David X. Cohen! Get off your arses and make season 7!

What the Hell?!

For the past few weeks my internet connection has been slowly degrading (hence the lack of updates on here), and today when I went to show someone the problem it fixed itself entirely. What the hell?! How?! Why?! I cannot answer those questions now, but I can lose the game.

All in One

Because my internet conection has been a bit dodgey lately I could'nt post anything. Seeing as its fixed now I'm going to post a a few things at once.

Old Man Rant #4
Why are girls so wingey and hard to understand? All the skinny ones blab on about how fat and ugly they are, and all the lard arses think they look nice. Get a reality check. Also, why is good, new music so hard to come by these days? Is it because all modern music is crap like dubstep? Is it because people are lazy? Mostly Both.

Garage Sales (again)
There were 27 garage sales this weekend, including a huge car boot sale (none of which were actualy in a car boot, just around stalls). I bought a ton of crap as usual, but my favourite thing I got was a broccoli with a face.

I also lost the game.

A quick message

I want a mostache. This is forever cheating's 63rd post. I love Blue. I like yetis. I lost the game.

1979

I got an awesome badge today from 1979 with a picture of a smurf on rollerskates on it. It cost me 50c and it's worth about $5. The game.

Things I Hate (with a passion)

The 3 things I hate the most are:
That I can't get everything for free
dubstep
People who think they are better than me just because they 'so cool'

New Classes

I find out my classes for next year tomorrow. I hope I'm with Alec and Barney and Vookie and some other yetis, and I also hope the evil yetis are in the other grade. The Game

T.A.S.D.E.L.

Tullett's Absolutly Super Duper Excellent Language, (or T.A.S.D.E.L. for short) is the name of my new language I'm creating. Its not like english, though it is based on it. There are 52 characters, which is conveniantly double the english language. With 6 'vowel' sounds and the rest 'constanents' its pretty much english the way it should be. Combinations like 'ch' or 'tr' or 'sl' get there own symbol, and the letter C is useless. Its so far just a sound for sound swap, but I'm still happy with it. I'm even thinking about getting some help to create a word font for it, but its all still in my head. Cya!

Gloop

Gloop gloop gloopy gloopy gloopy. Gloop gloop gloop gloop. Gloopy gloopy gloopety gloop gloop gloop gloop gloop gloop. Gloopy gloopy gloopy gloopety gloop gloop gloop. Gloop!

Ascii

I found this super awesome site that lets you turn pictures into giant ascii art. I've tried it a few times now and they come out looking pretty good. On another note I have put all 4 chicken invaders up, gta III cheats and plants vs zombies, crazy taxi, fruit ninja, simpsons hit and run and gta III are all coming. BYE

Old Man Rant #3

You know what I hate? Homework. Its completely useless. It just teaches people to not follow the rules because it sucks. Also I hate that I can't get everything for free. Why does everything cost ∞ moneys.

I'm sick of it and it has to stop now.

Is it a bird?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh wait no it's just a bird.

We might die

So I here a meteore is headed between earth and the moon. Its coming pretty close to Earth, and the next 72 hours are meant to be a bit skeptical. I mean the thing could veer off course and hit Earth, but thats unlikely. So if there aren't any posts after Wednesday, I've been killed by a meteore. On a side note I haven't posted anything for the last 2 weeks because of the following excuses;
I was on school camp the first week
There was nothing to talk about
I was playing pokemon
I was building a lego daleks
I was sleeping

Old Man Rant #2

Whats the go with religon. Its stupid. Its meaningless. It serves no porpose. I hate it. Also, whats the go with yetiism? Its so contageous its not funny. Well maybe a little bit, but not much. And,whats the fuss over Thursday? Its the worst day of all time. How racist is that? Very.

Things I Love

Lego
Garage sales
My pets
Lava lamps
Da Vinci's inventions
Numbers
Slugma (pokemon)
Anything pre-1990
Toys
Sciencey things
All my collections
And a certain someone . . .