Google Sea View

Because Google is so poor and needs lots more money (sarcasm if you didn't pick it up), they are teaming up with Australia’s University of Queensland and insurance firm Catlin to create Google Sea

View. 

Using special vehicles (pictured above) equiped with 360 degree view cameras will pick up nearly 300ft of reef, at up to 90ft deep, and whats more, some of the photography will be done by robots. Nice one Google. I take my hat off to you.

Forever and ever

Someone who Loves You

Here's a picture by artist James Hance, best known for his mixing of various pop franchises, which he has done again in this painting 'Someone who loves you', featuring a mash-up between Star Wars, and Disney's Up.

Death Star over Copenhagen

It’s the Death Star floating over Copenhagen in a new Toys R’ Us ad from Mike Horn, best known for his 2008 video of the Galactic Empire coexisting with the citizens of San Francisco.

This new ad promotes a guest appearance by Darth Vader at a Danish Toys R’ Us store this month, I only wish I could be there.

Lego Video Game Montage (2012 Interactive Achievement Awards Opening)

 

This animation was created by Alex Kobbs for the opening of the 15th Annual Interactive Achievement Awards, which was held during the 2012 DICE Conference in Las Vegas, NV. The film was projected onto 3 giant stage screens to an audience of roughly 700 individuals, most of whom were/are leaders in the video game industry. The animation shows Portal , Battle Field 3, Modern Warfare 3, Minecraft, Legend of Zelda, Batman, Assassin's Creed, Halo, Star Wars, Skyrim, and a whole bunch of other awesome games.

Sorry

I'm sorry but I have to do this to have any chance of boosting my views.

New Look

Just a heads up that I have done a re-vamp on the site, and I think it looks a lot better. The game

Wow

Kling what?

So today I was talking to a few of my nerd friends about Star Trek, and how amazing it was that there was a whole language made up for it (Its called 'Klingon'). One of my non-nerd friends herd this and casually asked me 'what's Klingon? is it like a kind of glad wrap?'. Gotta love idiots.

That's awesome

We're Gunna pay the rent Tonight!

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Its so small!

Here is a tiny weeny picture of Earth I made. Its the right size for an icon for a folder or something, so feel free to use it!

I heard you like SD cards

I'll try that next time I see Mario

Umm?

How?

100

I made my 100th post yesterday. That's quite a lot. If every letter 'z' in this sentence represented 100, that's how many posts I would have. Go me!

Games Page

I have recently put up a games page. I'll just be putting random, free to play flash games on. Enjoy!

How Many?

Garage Sales

Today was a brilliant day for garage sales. I got:

An electronic Rubik's cube

A lava lamp (my third)

A Darth Vader helmet

Some weird coin stuck in a block of wood

and

An awesome jester hat

What the F**k?

So I put up a new poll asking 'Do you believe in God?' with answers 'yes' 'no' and 'maybe'. And the strangest thing happened. Somebody clicked yes. WHY OH WHY doesn't anyone get it? there are so many reasons God doesn't exist, but they don't listen. Even if I make some sort of Old Man Rant, 

NOBODY EVER BLOODY LISTENS!  

GOD DOES NOT EXIST!

The Only Good song with a fiddle

The Charlie Daniel's Band - The Devil went down to Georgia

The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been."

And he played fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pan, now they're pickin' out dough.
"Granny, will your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The Results are in!

About 6 months ago I put a poll on my blog to see what peoples thoughts were about dubstep. Here is the results:

For God's Sake

Heaps of people have been posting crap about some new fantastic dubstep song. It's terrible. How could any bare that horrible sound - or whats a hell of a lot worse - deem it 'music'. I'm going to die if more of this garbage if released. That's the only word for it. Garbage. G-A-R-B-A-G-E. On a side note have you ever noticed the word Garbage is very similar to the word Garage. How random.

Things I do to pass time

Think about alternate universes
Try to work out a way to time travel
Think of good puns and comebacks
Imagine what it would be like if life was like a TV show
Think of new crazy things to create out of lego
Post things on this blog

Who knew?

I just found out that Modern Family is made by Christofer Lloyd. The same Christofer Lloyd who played Dr. Emmet Brown in the Back to the Future saga. How random is that?

SOPA / PIPA

So in the news lately there has been talk about this American bill that threatens the entire internet for the entire planet. It will block almost all sites like Youtube, Facebook, Google ad heaps of other sites. Even though I'm not American (thank god) I beg everyone to sign a petition someone to stop this shit.

Oh God

No Condition At All

Old Man Rant #?

Why the hell can't I remember what rant I'm up to? AND another thing, why is it so hard to stay awake when you have been without sleep for 37 hours? Also, why do I lose the game? WHY?????

Hello

Just letting everyone know  that I am awake. Goodbye

Finally!

After about a month I am finally going garage saleing tomorrow. Well technically today since its past midnight, you get the picture. And guess what else? This is the first post of the day. Hooray!!!

Stupidly Awesome

Here is a random stupid game I found. Its called Trollface Quest and you can play it here.

Friday 13

Since today is Friday the 13th, I might aswell go pat my black cat under a ladder with a broken mirror

A head in my lap

This is most likey the most random post I will ever make. I am currently sitting on the couch, and my cat (who was asleep on lap) has fallen down the back of the couch so all I can see is his head. How random.

Good things about being a brass player

As you may or may not know, I play 2 brass instruments. The advantage of this is that you are automatically super duper awesome. Especially more awesome than people who play any instrument that begins with 'viol-'. Catch my drift?

The New Muppets Movie

I downloaded a pirated version of the new Muppets movie last night. It was awesome. Even though it was a crappy copy of the movie, its was still awesome. I recommend it to anyone and everyone.

The Worst Things Humans Can Do

Drink chlorine
Step on Lego
Not have a deep fried Mars Bar
Not know what a meme is
Play Violin/Viola
Play Baseball
Be Average-American-fat
Suddenly become obsessed with aarkvarks
Like the colours red, orange, yellow or pink
Not play a musical instrument that doesn't have strings unless it is really big
Think that the plural of Lego is Lego's (its just Lego)

SupercalaGIANORMOUS POST

Here are 13 things you need (or don't need) to know;

1. As of this year I am vegetarian because I don't like that meat is so readily available. Also that it makes me more hyppstery

2. I completely forgot to tell you guys that I went on holidays over Chrissy and New Year. Oops

3. A random yeti has suddenly become absolutely obsessed with aardvarks. I wonder if you could guess who . . .

4. The same yeti has out-blogged me while i was gone. Tsk tsk tsk . . . . .

5. I ate a jelly bean that was centipede flavoured.

6. I had a deep fried Mars Bar and it was awesome.

7. I obtained the following:
A 100-and-something year old coin
A really old British coaching horn
and a brilliant old euphonium

8. I drank some Coke Zero that expired 14th Aug 2007

9. I jumped of a driving board

10. Got a new unicycle. Tasty

11. I also got a 5x5 Rubik's Cube

12. I discovered a really kool band. But I'm not telling you

13. I lost the game

Actually the last post of 2011

Ok then. This is really the last post of 2011. What a good year. I made the most brillant website in the universe, and a friend of mine finay came over to blogger from webs. (Check out his site whateverfloatsyoucanoe.blogspot.com ). I started playing the game, and have lost about 10000 times since. It's been a good year 2011, and it's a shame I won't see you again until the collapse of the galaxy in 2170. I have only one complaint. Why couldn't you have smelled like strawberry ice cream. Merry Christmas and Happy Whatever-the-Jews-celebrate. Bye!!!

Most likely the Final Post of 2011

Old Man Rant X-mas edition
Do you what's crap? The amount of choiry carols that are played at Christmas. I don't mind the modernized, jazzy ones, but the ones that are 'silent night crap crap crap' they are HORRIBLE!

Neighbor hood Barbecraps

Tonight I was made to go to a neighbor hood barbecue. Its crap and boring. I hate having forced get-togethers. All the parents are friends, but that doesn't mean that I fit in. All the kids there are anything from 3 to 10 years younger than me. Whats worse is that because I'm older everyone expects me to look after the little turds. It's BOOOORING as hell and I'd much rather chat to my special Nazi or hunt for the gremlins that live it my cupboard. Anyway, I've go to go look after some of these dumb yetis. Cya!

Tasty!

In honor of the game Tasty Planet, I'm uploading Tasty Planet, and the new sequel Tasty Planet - Dino Time. Enjoy!

My computer is being slow and the typey bar thing wont load so this is all I can post for now

Old Man Rant #5

Why the hell can't I remember what I was going to rant about? 26 seconds ago I thought of great thing to rant on about and now I forgot. Stupid worthless mind all it does is take up space. Why haven't we created affordable space travel yet? I want to go to The Moon and I can't! And another thing, why hasn't Futurama season 7 come out yet. I have currently seen every Futurama episode in excistance, and I need more to watch. Hey Matt Groening and David X. Cohen! Get off your arses and make season 7!

What the Hell?!

For the past few weeks my internet connection has been slowly degrading (hence the lack of updates on here), and today when I went to show someone the problem it fixed itself entirely. What the hell?! How?! Why?! I cannot answer those questions now, but I can lose the game.

All in One

Because my internet conection has been a bit dodgey lately I could'nt post anything. Seeing as its fixed now I'm going to post a a few things at once.

Old Man Rant #4
Why are girls so wingey and hard to understand? All the skinny ones blab on about how fat and ugly they are, and all the lard arses think they look nice. Get a reality check. Also, why is good, new music so hard to come by these days? Is it because all modern music is crap like dubstep? Is it because people are lazy? Mostly Both.

Garage Sales (again)
There were 27 garage sales this weekend, including a huge car boot sale (none of which were actualy in a car boot, just around stalls). I bought a ton of crap as usual, but my favourite thing I got was a broccoli with a face.

I also lost the game.

A quick message

I want a mostache. This is forever cheating's 63rd post. I love Blue. I like yetis. I lost the game.

1979

I got an awesome badge today from 1979 with a picture of a smurf on rollerskates on it. It cost me 50c and it's worth about $5. The game.

Things I Hate (with a passion)

The 3 things I hate the most are:
That I can't get everything for free
dubstep
People who think they are better than me just because they 'so cool'

New Classes

I find out my classes for next year tomorrow. I hope I'm with Alec and Barney and Vookie and some other yetis, and I also hope the evil yetis are in the other grade. The Game

T.A.S.D.E.L.

Tullett's Absolutly Super Duper Excellent Language, (or T.A.S.D.E.L. for short) is the name of my new language I'm creating. Its not like english, though it is based on it. There are 52 characters, which is conveniantly double the english language. With 6 'vowel' sounds and the rest 'constanents' its pretty much english the way it should be. Combinations like 'ch' or 'tr' or 'sl' get there own symbol, and the letter C is useless. Its so far just a sound for sound swap, but I'm still happy with it. I'm even thinking about getting some help to create a word font for it, but its all still in my head. Cya!

Gloop

Gloop gloop gloopy gloopy gloopy. Gloop gloop gloop gloop. Gloopy gloopy gloopety gloop gloop gloop gloop gloop gloop. Gloopy gloopy gloopy gloopety gloop gloop gloop. Gloop!

Ascii

I found this super awesome site that lets you turn pictures into giant ascii art. I've tried it a few times now and they come out looking pretty good. On another note I have put all 4 chicken invaders up, gta III cheats and plants vs zombies, crazy taxi, fruit ninja, simpsons hit and run and gta III are all coming. BYE

Old Man Rant #3

You know what I hate? Homework. Its completely useless. It just teaches people to not follow the rules because it sucks. Also I hate that I can't get everything for free. Why does everything cost ∞ moneys.

I'm sick of it and it has to stop now.

Is it a bird?

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh wait no it's just a bird.

We might die

So I here a meteore is headed between earth and the moon. Its coming pretty close to Earth, and the next 72 hours are meant to be a bit skeptical. I mean the thing could veer off course and hit Earth, but thats unlikely. So if there aren't any posts after Wednesday, I've been killed by a meteore. On a side note I haven't posted anything for the last 2 weeks because of the following excuses;
I was on school camp the first week
There was nothing to talk about
I was playing pokemon
I was building a lego daleks
I was sleeping