Frank

Today, February 29th is the Australian comedian Frank Woodley's birthday. Frank was born in 1968 making him 11 today, and is best known for his work with comedian Colin Lane, in their duo 'Lano and Woodley', which ran for nearly 20 years through television and songs. After the group split up in 2006, Frank continued to make people laugh in his solo shows all over the world. Happy 11th birthday

Doctor Who?

This is probably one of the koolest things out at the moment. Limited Edition 50th Anniversary Dr Who Monopoly. I'm pretty sure it doesn't get much more awesome than that. At only $33.70, (not including postage from UK) this "very special 50th Anniversary Doctor Who Monopoly features all your favourite heroes, villains, monsters, planets and places." It was not be everyone's cup of tea, but it is certainly mine, and can be found here. PS Watch out, as the picture says there is only 5000, so order now!

Google Sea View

Because Google is so poor and needs lots more money (sarcasm if you didn't pick it up), they are teaming up with Australia’s University of Queensland and insurance firm Catlin to create Google Sea

View. 

Using special vehicles (pictured above) equiped with 360 degree view cameras will pick up nearly 300ft of reef, at up to 90ft deep, and whats more, some of the photography will be done by robots. Nice one Google. I take my hat off to you.

Forever and ever

Someone who Loves You

Here's a picture by artist James Hance, best known for his mixing of various pop franchises, which he has done again in this painting 'Someone who loves you', featuring a mash-up between Star Wars, and Disney's Up.

Death Star over Copenhagen

It’s the Death Star floating over Copenhagen in a new Toys R’ Us ad from Mike Horn, best known for his 2008 video of the Galactic Empire coexisting with the citizens of San Francisco.

This new ad promotes a guest appearance by Darth Vader at a Danish Toys R’ Us store this month, I only wish I could be there.

Lego Video Game Montage (2012 Interactive Achievement Awards Opening)

 

This animation was created by Alex Kobbs for the opening of the 15th Annual Interactive Achievement Awards, which was held during the 2012 DICE Conference in Las Vegas, NV. The film was projected onto 3 giant stage screens to an audience of roughly 700 individuals, most of whom were/are leaders in the video game industry. The animation shows Portal , Battle Field 3, Modern Warfare 3, Minecraft, Legend of Zelda, Batman, Assassin's Creed, Halo, Star Wars, Skyrim, and a whole bunch of other awesome games.

Sorry

I'm sorry but I have to do this to have any chance of boosting my views.

New Look

Just a heads up that I have done a re-vamp on the site, and I think it looks a lot better. The game

Wow

Kling what?

So today I was talking to a few of my nerd friends about Star Trek, and how amazing it was that there was a whole language made up for it (Its called 'Klingon'). One of my non-nerd friends herd this and casually asked me 'what's Klingon? is it like a kind of glad wrap?'. Gotta love idiots.

That's awesome

We're Gunna pay the rent Tonight!

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Its so small!

Here is a tiny weeny picture of Earth I made. Its the right size for an icon for a folder or something, so feel free to use it!

I heard you like SD cards

I'll try that next time I see Mario

Umm?

How?

100

I made my 100th post yesterday. That's quite a lot. If every letter 'z' in this sentence represented 100, that's how many posts I would have. Go me!

Games Page

I have recently put up a games page. I'll just be putting random, free to play flash games on. Enjoy!

How Many?

Garage Sales

Today was a brilliant day for garage sales. I got:

An electronic Rubik's cube

A lava lamp (my third)

A Darth Vader helmet

Some weird coin stuck in a block of wood

and

An awesome jester hat

What the F**k?

So I put up a new poll asking 'Do you believe in God?' with answers 'yes' 'no' and 'maybe'. And the strangest thing happened. Somebody clicked yes. WHY OH WHY doesn't anyone get it? there are so many reasons God doesn't exist, but they don't listen. Even if I make some sort of Old Man Rant, 

NOBODY EVER BLOODY LISTENS!  

GOD DOES NOT EXIST!

The Only Good song with a fiddle

The Charlie Daniel's Band - The Devil went down to Georgia

The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been."

And he played fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pan, now they're pickin' out dough.
"Granny, will your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."