The Results are in!

About 6 months ago I put a poll on my blog to see what peoples thoughts were about dubstep. Here is the results:

For God's Sake

Heaps of people have been posting crap about some new fantastic dubstep song. It's terrible. How could any bare that horrible sound - or whats a hell of a lot worse - deem it 'music'. I'm going to die if more of this garbage if released. That's the only word for it. Garbage. G-A-R-B-A-G-E. On a side note have you ever noticed the word Garbage is very similar to the word Garage. How random.

Things I do to pass time

Think about alternate universes
Try to work out a way to time travel
Think of good puns and comebacks
Imagine what it would be like if life was like a TV show
Think of new crazy things to create out of lego
Post things on this blog

Who knew?

I just found out that Modern Family is made by Christofer Lloyd. The same Christofer Lloyd who played Dr. Emmet Brown in the Back to the Future saga. How random is that?

SOPA / PIPA

So in the news lately there has been talk about this American bill that threatens the entire internet for the entire planet. It will block almost all sites like Youtube, Facebook, Google ad heaps of other sites. Even though I'm not American (thank god) I beg everyone to sign a petition someone to stop this shit.

Oh God

No Condition At All

Old Man Rant #?

Why the hell can't I remember what rant I'm up to? AND another thing, why is it so hard to stay awake when you have been without sleep for 37 hours? Also, why do I lose the game? WHY?????

Hello

Just letting everyone know  that I am awake. Goodbye

Finally!

After about a month I am finally going garage saleing tomorrow. Well technically today since its past midnight, you get the picture. And guess what else? This is the first post of the day. Hooray!!!

Stupidly Awesome

Here is a random stupid game I found. Its called Trollface Quest and you can play it here.

Friday 13

Since today is Friday the 13th, I might aswell go pat my black cat under a ladder with a broken mirror

A head in my lap

This is most likey the most random post I will ever make. I am currently sitting on the couch, and my cat (who was asleep on lap) has fallen down the back of the couch so all I can see is his head. How random.

Good things about being a brass player

As you may or may not know, I play 2 brass instruments. The advantage of this is that you are automatically super duper awesome. Especially more awesome than people who play any instrument that begins with 'viol-'. Catch my drift?

The New Muppets Movie

I downloaded a pirated version of the new Muppets movie last night. It was awesome. Even though it was a crappy copy of the movie, its was still awesome. I recommend it to anyone and everyone.

The Worst Things Humans Can Do

Drink chlorine
Step on Lego
Not have a deep fried Mars Bar
Not know what a meme is
Play Violin/Viola
Play Baseball
Be Average-American-fat
Suddenly become obsessed with aarkvarks
Like the colours red, orange, yellow or pink
Not play a musical instrument that doesn't have strings unless it is really big
Think that the plural of Lego is Lego's (its just Lego)

SupercalaGIANORMOUS POST

Here are 13 things you need (or don't need) to know;

1. As of this year I am vegetarian because I don't like that meat is so readily available. Also that it makes me more hyppstery

2. I completely forgot to tell you guys that I went on holidays over Chrissy and New Year. Oops

3. A random yeti has suddenly become absolutely obsessed with aardvarks. I wonder if you could guess who . . .

4. The same yeti has out-blogged me while i was gone. Tsk tsk tsk . . . . .

5. I ate a jelly bean that was centipede flavoured.

6. I had a deep fried Mars Bar and it was awesome.

7. I obtained the following:
A 100-and-something year old coin
A really old British coaching horn
and a brilliant old euphonium

8. I drank some Coke Zero that expired 14th Aug 2007

9. I jumped of a driving board

10. Got a new unicycle. Tasty

11. I also got a 5x5 Rubik's Cube

12. I discovered a really kool band. But I'm not telling you

13. I lost the game