Showing posts with label aardvarks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label aardvarks. Show all posts

Sunday, 1 April 2012

A to Z Blogging Challenge - April Fools!

April Fools! This is a post about aardvarks!
Aardvarks aren't awesome. Aardvarks have too many A's in their name. There was once a show about an aardvark called Arthur. It was a absolutely awful Just like apple eating aardvarks. Adios Amigos! 

Saturday, 7 January 2012

The Worst Things Humans Can Do

Drink chlorine
Step on Lego
Not have a deep fried Mars Bar
Not know what a meme is
Play Violin/Viola
Play Baseball
Be Average-American-fat
Suddenly become obsessed with aarkvarks
Like the colours red, orange, yellow or pink
Not play a musical instrument that doesn't have strings unless it is really big
Think that the plural of Lego is Lego's (its just Lego)

SupercalaGIANORMOUS POST

Here are 13 things you need (or don't need) to know;

1. As of this year I am vegetarian because I don't like that meat is so readily available. Also that it makes me more hyppstery

2. I completely forgot to tell you guys that I went on holidays over Chrissy and New Year. Oops

3. A random yeti has suddenly become absolutely obsessed with aardvarks. I wonder if you could guess who . . .

4. The same yeti has out-blogged me while i was gone. Tsk tsk tsk . . . . .

5. I ate a jelly bean that was centipede flavoured.

6. I had a deep fried Mars Bar and it was awesome.

7. I obtained the following:
A 100-and-something year old coin
A really old British coaching horn
and a brilliant old euphonium

8. I drank some Coke Zero that expired 14th Aug 2007

9. I jumped of a driving board

10. Got a new unicycle. Tasty

11. I also got a 5x5 Rubik's Cube

12. I discovered a really kool band. But I'm not telling you

13. I lost the game