Win

Darth Vader riding a unicycle whilst playing 'Imperial March' on the bagpipes. Your argument is invalid until the end of time.

Star Wars Crayons

Esty seller extramoneyformommy has created these crayons in the shape of Han Solo frozen in Carbonite. They come in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, brown and black and are made of 100% non-toxic Crayola crayons. If you're not a fan of Han (who isn't?) the same set of colours are available in R2-D2, Yoda and Darth Vader's mask. I only have one problem with the Han Solo set, there may be lots of colours, but there's not carbonite grey.

Death Star over Copenhagen

It’s the Death Star floating over Copenhagen in a new Toys R’ Us ad from Mike Horn, best known for his 2008 video of the Galactic Empire coexisting with the citizens of San Francisco.

This new ad promotes a guest appearance by Darth Vader at a Danish Toys R’ Us store this month, I only wish I could be there.

Garage Sales

Today was a brilliant day for garage sales. I got:

An electronic Rubik's cube

A lava lamp (my third)

A Darth Vader helmet

Some weird coin stuck in a block of wood

and

An awesome jester hat