Old Man Rant #6

Why the hell havn’t this in such a long time? Because nobody cares that’s why. Anyway why are memory sticks labelled as 1GB or 4GB or 32GB, but they always need to sacrifice space to run? I have an idea, why don’t you make the memory sticks, say, 4.3GB, then sacrifice the 0.3, and sell it off as a 4GB? Because you can’t be bothered you lazy money-making rats. ‘Tis all for today.

What the F**k?

So I put up a new poll asking 'Do you believe in God?' with answers 'yes' 'no' and 'maybe'. And the strangest thing happened. Somebody clicked yes. WHY OH WHY doesn't anyone get it? there are so many reasons God doesn't exist, but they don't listen. Even if I make some sort of Old Man Rant, 

NOBODY EVER BLOODY LISTENS!  

GOD DOES NOT EXIST!

Old Man Rant #?

Why the hell can't I remember what rant I'm up to? AND another thing, why is it so hard to stay awake when you have been without sleep for 37 hours? Also, why do I lose the game? WHY?????

Most likely the Final Post of 2011

Old Man Rant X-mas edition
Do you what's crap? The amount of choiry carols that are played at Christmas. I don't mind the modernized, jazzy ones, but the ones that are 'silent night crap crap crap' they are HORRIBLE!

Old Man Rant #5

Why the hell can't I remember what I was going to rant about? 26 seconds ago I thought of great thing to rant on about and now I forgot. Stupid worthless mind all it does is take up space. Why haven't we created affordable space travel yet? I want to go to The Moon and I can't! And another thing, why hasn't Futurama season 7 come out yet. I have currently seen every Futurama episode in excistance, and I need more to watch. Hey Matt Groening and David X. Cohen! Get off your arses and make season 7!

All in One

Because my internet conection has been a bit dodgey lately I could'nt post anything. Seeing as its fixed now I'm going to post a a few things at once.

Old Man Rant #4
Why are girls so wingey and hard to understand? All the skinny ones blab on about how fat and ugly they are, and all the lard arses think they look nice. Get a reality check. Also, why is good, new music so hard to come by these days? Is it because all modern music is crap like dubstep? Is it because people are lazy? Mostly Both.

Garage Sales (again)
There were 27 garage sales this weekend, including a huge car boot sale (none of which were actualy in a car boot, just around stalls). I bought a ton of crap as usual, but my favourite thing I got was a broccoli with a face.

I also lost the game.