Star Wars Crayons

Esty seller extramoneyformommy has created these crayons in the shape of Han Solo frozen in Carbonite. They come in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, brown and black and are made of 100% non-toxic Crayola crayons. If you're not a fan of Han (who isn't?) the same set of colours are available in R2-D2, Yoda and Darth Vader's mask. I only have one problem with the Han Solo set, there may be lots of colours, but there's not carbonite grey.

The Worst Things Humans Can Do

Drink chlorine
Step on Lego
Not have a deep fried Mars Bar
Not know what a meme is
Play Violin/Viola
Play Baseball
Be Average-American-fat
Suddenly become obsessed with aarkvarks
Like the colours red, orange, yellow or pink
Not play a musical instrument that doesn't have strings unless it is really big
Think that the plural of Lego is Lego's (its just Lego)