Terrible Jokes

Here is a page for extremely bad jokes. Don't Enjoy!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch. It was an iron bar.

I bought a new chainsaw yesterday. Its cutting edge technology.

A Cricket walks into a bar and sits down. The waiter says 'Bet you didn't know we have a drink named after you' the Cricket replies 'Really, You have a drink called Dave?'

What's green and has wheels? Grass, i lied about the wheels.

How do you spot a blind man at a nudist beach? Its not hard.

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side

If your horse goes to fast you mustang on.

Why do bananas wear sun tan oil? So they don't peel

I tried to tell my parents I was gay, but I couldn't do it with a straight face.

Why can't a bicycle stand on it' own? Because its two-tired! 

The guy who created 'knock-knock' jokes deserves a 'no-bell' prize.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

There's something about presses F5 that's just so refreshing.

Whats the opposite of Pasta? Futura

Two fish are in a tank and one turns to the other and says 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'

What do you call a Spanish guy who had his car stolen? Carlos.

Two atoms were walking across the road when one of them said, 'I think I lost an electron!' 'Really?' the other replied, 'Are you sure' 'Yes, I'm absolutely positive.'

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Whats the difference between a violin and a cello? A cello takes longer to burn

What to you call a vampire with no pants? Crackula

Two blondes walked into a building. You would think one of them would have seen it.

How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her