Thursday 22 December 2011

Actually the last post of 2011

Ok then. This is really the last post of 2011. What a good year. I made the most brillant website in the universe, and a friend of mine finay came over to blogger from webs. (Check out his site ). I started playing the game, and have lost about 10000 times since. It's been a good year 2011, and it's a shame I won't see you again until the collapse of the galaxy in 2170. I have only one complaint. Why couldn't you have smelled like strawberry ice cream. Merry Christmas and Happy Whatever-the-Jews-celebrate. Bye!!!

Wednesday 21 December 2011

Most likely the Final Post of 2011

Old Man Rant X-mas edition
Do you what's crap? The amount of choiry carols that are played at Christmas. I don't mind the modernized, jazzy ones, but the ones that are 'silent night crap crap crap' they are HORRIBLE!

Saturday 17 December 2011

Neighbor hood Barbecraps

Tonight I was made to go to a neighbor hood barbecue. Its crap and boring. I hate having forced get-togethers. All the parents are friends, but that doesn't mean that I fit in. All the kids there are anything from 3 to 10 years younger than me. Whats worse is that because I'm older everyone expects me to look after the little turds. It's BOOOORING as hell and I'd much rather chat to my special Nazi or hunt for the gremlins that live it my cupboard. Anyway, I've go to go look after some of these dumb yetis. Cya!

Friday 16 December 2011


In honor of the game Tasty Planet, I'm uploading Tasty Planet, and the new sequel Tasty Planet - Dino Time. Enjoy!

Sunday 11 December 2011

Old Man Rant #5

Why the hell can't I remember what I was going to rant about? 26 seconds ago I thought of great thing to rant on about and now I forgot. Stupid worthless mind all it does is take up space. Why haven't we created affordable space travel yet? I want to go to The Moon and I can't! And another thing, why hasn't Futurama season 7 come out yet. I have currently seen every Futurama episode in excistance, and I need more to watch. Hey Matt Groening and David X. Cohen! Get off your arses and make season 7!

Wednesday 7 December 2011

What the Hell?!

For the past few weeks my internet connection has been slowly degrading (hence the lack of updates on here), and today when I went to show someone the problem it fixed itself entirely. What the hell?! How?! Why?! I cannot answer those questions now, but I can lose the game.

Sunday 4 December 2011

All in One

Because my internet conection has been a bit dodgey lately I could'nt post anything. Seeing as its fixed now I'm going to post a a few things at once.

Old Man Rant #4
Why are girls so wingey and hard to understand? All the skinny ones blab on about how fat and ugly they are, and all the lard arses think they look nice. Get a reality check. Also, why is good, new music so hard to come by these days? Is it because all modern music is crap like dubstep? Is it because people are lazy? Mostly Both.

Garage Sales (again)
There were 27 garage sales this weekend, including a huge car boot sale (none of which were actualy in a car boot, just around stalls). I bought a ton of crap as usual, but my favourite thing I got was a broccoli with a face.

I also lost the game.