Neighbor hood Barbecraps

Tonight I was made to go to a neighbor hood barbecue. Its crap and boring. I hate having forced get-togethers. All the parents are friends, but that doesn't mean that I fit in. All the kids there are anything from 3 to 10 years younger than me. Whats worse is that because I'm older everyone expects me to look after the little turds. It's BOOOORING as hell and I'd much rather chat to my special Nazi or hunt for the gremlins that live it my cupboard. Anyway, I've go to go look after some of these dumb yetis. Cya!