The Worst Things Humans Can Do

Drink chlorine
Step on Lego
Not have a deep fried Mars Bar
Not know what a meme is
Play Violin/Viola
Play Baseball
Be Average-American-fat
Suddenly become obsessed with aarkvarks
Like the colours red, orange, yellow or pink
Not play a musical instrument that doesn't have strings unless it is really big
Think that the plural of Lego is Lego's (its just Lego)